I was incredibly bored when writing this, so it’s probably crap, that shouldn’t stop you from reading it. 
In Soviet Russia, Kinetic Theory tries to study you. (my creation)
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns you.
In Soviet Russia, link clicks on YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Google Searches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Yoda like YOU speaks!! (I love this one)
Anyways, I was just having some fun with Russian Reversals, they’re all set to be the next in thing here in kgp, and an honorable mention to rushin.
Anyways, I spent most of my time today studying for the god-forsaken midsemester exams that are all set to pounce and sink their blood dripping teeth into my soft, unprepared flesh.
I spent five hours trying to study and can honestly certify not a word has entered my head. Well, Gotta get back to mugging now.
For the uninitiated:
“The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with “in Soviet Russia” and all sentences are shifted into the second person.”
-Uncyclopedia
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